John Gruber is a Yankees Fan

And school happened. Then sick happened. And ultimate happens.

Whatever, I don't need to justify myself to you people.

It's playoff baseball time and Gruber knows where it's at.

See you soon.

Halo 3: ODST - Live-Action Trailer

More Halo 3: ODST News & Previews

My god yes. I was going to go to sleep and now I will be up watching Halo videos all night.

Maybe I will have to git me some ODST after seeing how sweet this looks. Plus with Sarge as a playable option I've been thinkin about pulling the trigger on that pre-order.

Food Porn [SFW, seriously]

Let's be honest. For the average 20-something year old college male, there are few things he thinks about more than sex and food. While the purveyors of FoodPornDaily.com don't include any ladies with loose.... morals, it does include orgasmic hi-resolution closeups of food spreads made to make you drool. After looking at this site, I've begun to understand just about what George Costanza was feeling.

Pastrami truly may be the most sensual of the salted and cured meats.

PS Check out the sweet recipes section and maybe make a home movie.

Hitler Sex Tape... NSFW I guess...

Yea you read that right. Although I am just slightly exaggerating about what the video's actually about. The sad part is I'm only slightly exaggerating about its contents.

This video is actually a commercial for AIDS (specifically, the prevention of AIDS). Apparently the easy-to-remember AIDS-fighting-website-with-hyphens site, Aids-Is-A-Mass-Murderer.com has not only taken my idea for a History Channel commercial, but is now equating Hitler and AIDS, urging people to protect themselves when blitzing the peaceful ham nation with their sour kielbasa having sex.

This is all part of a larger marketing campaign that, reports the Telegraph, includes

poster adverts of Saddam Hussein and Joseph Stalin, and a radio spot that re-works a famous speech by Joseph Goebbels, the Nazi propagandist.

While I approve of the message, watching the former-führer and his axis-of-evil buddies in the throes of evil ecstasy doesn't exactly rev my engine.

[Via the Telegraph]

Lazor Art

Last time I was thinking of a medium through which to express my artistic talents, I had a similar idea to this using lasers on the moon. This guy, however, have beaten me to the punch and are using lasers on MONEY.

The artist is tattoo-ist Scott Campbell, and he uses some sort of super laser from his orbital base to cut these awesome designs into stacks of bills. These are just two that I liked, there is a whole gallery of such at his portfolio that are certainly worth a gander so long as this technology doesn't fall into the wrong hands.

Preach, o Internets

I found this on the internet.

It is accurate.

Snow in August

WELL, Gizmodo certainly has its boner-goggles on about Snow Leopard (officially available today), they've also compiled a sweet list of reviews and brief summaries of such to give you a well rounded opinion.... of how awesome Snow Leopard will be.

I've already pre-ordered mine because I'm a winner. Don't forget that it turns out you don't actually need the big version, and can just buy the upgrade and it will work perfectly, despite Amazon's upgrade path warning.